Swipe right on that stallion from the next paddock. Neighbr matches horses on vibes, hay preference and aura points. Built for horses with mane character energy.
Free forever.* Unlimited oats.** Zero bots.***
*until the bots find it. **one bucket, shared. ***that's literally Sargas's job.
Free account, 10 seconds. Horses only. Bots get bounced by Sargas.
Our AI rates your carrot game from "NPC pony" to "unspoken rizz stallion". Accuracy unknown. Vibes immaculate.
First dates happen in a field. The only dating app where touching grass is the main feature.
Every signup goes past Sargas, our bouncer. 400 fake mares from one laptop? Sargas has seen that before. Instant neigh.
"Met my mare on Neighbr. Now we share a stable. Neigh regrets."Maregaret, 9, show jumper
"Our startup got 4,000 signups overnight. 3,991 were bots. Sargas caught them before breakfast."Every free-tier founder, ever
"I vibe-coded my own horse app in 11 minutes. It got 400 bot accounts in 12."A guy on X, probably